Am I the only one smelling suntan lotion?

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sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

blackcatsworld:

thats a sexy post 

you win

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

blackcatsworld:

thats a sexy post 

you win

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death-limes:

unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

damn, Chester Gould had his shit together

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ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

September 22nd, 1994

The FRIENDS pilot airs for the first time.  //  20 years.

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You’re a weird guy, Jake. 

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

alpharagnar:

"I’m right behind you. Go!"

tastefullyoffensive:

[zomato]

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